Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And I can't help but to hear,
No I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"what a beautiful wedding,
What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
"yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact
I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! well in fact
I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved!
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.

I'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"no,
It's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again.